sassygayjade: Honestly, Tear, a rental swimsuit? You just carry that around, bitch? Look at your life, sweetie. Look at your choices. But Peony. Sweet Peony, you ignorant slut, have I taught you nothing? You get points for layering your tops, but oh my Lorelei those pants. Those pants look like something Ant Lion Man wouldn’t take, you poor bitch. What, did a pair of nice slacks murder your rappig? Get some respectable pants, you stupid bitch! Don’t even get me started on Natalia. Honey, you are not that slut from the Dark Wings, and you don’t have to be. Cover up! That neckline is disgraceful, princess. “Star of Malkuth” my curvaceous ass! You all could learn a valuable lesson from Guy. Look at that sassy bitch. He has killer hair, a killer bod, and he knows how to fucking dress! Even Abyss Orange looks good on that slut. This is an example of what you all should fucking live up to. You’re superstars. Prove it! Guy cannot accessorize. Looks at those fucking gloves. Just. No.

sassygayjade:

Honestly, Tear, a rental swimsuit? You just carry that around, bitch? Look at your life, sweetie. Look at your choices.

But Peony. Sweet Peony, you ignorant slut, have I taught you nothing? You get points for layering your tops, but oh my Lorelei those pants. Those pants look like something Ant Lion Man wouldn’t take, you poor bitch. What, did a pair of nice slacks murder your rappig? Get some respectable pants, you stupid bitch!

Don’t even get me started on Natalia. Honey, you are not that slut from the Dark Wings, and you don’t have to be. Cover up! That neckline is disgraceful, princess. “Star of Malkuth” my curvaceous ass!

You all could learn a valuable lesson from Guy. Look at that sassy bitch. He has killer hair, a killer bod, and he knows how to fucking dress! Even Abyss Orange looks good on that slut. This is an example of what you all should fucking live up to. You’re superstars. Prove it!

Guy cannot accessorize. Looks at those fucking gloves. Just. No.

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